i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

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I’m seriously so horny…. Fuck my life

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do you ever realise just how lonely you actually are 

All the time

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i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

(Source: samberglar)

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Send me fruit.-.


Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Mango - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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